You know you haven't had sex for a while when....

[Veridin]

...You wake up the day after and your chest muscles ache from holding yourself up in the missionary position.

Also shows that you need to start doing pushups again.

 

[Mike32ct]

Or when you can't wait to lose your virginity... again.

I just broke out of a two-year dry spell. It had been so long it felt like my first time lol.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

You find different positions to whack off too,

Like squating and tugging from behind somehow.

 

[Jblitz59]

you cvm in 4 minutes of sex

 

[badboyjmm]

when you have frequent wet-dreams

 

[confident afc]

when u find yourself turning your head to stare at every piece of ass that walks by

 

[Yeah OK]

you find Lady Gaga physically attractive.

 

[Strelok]

...when you restart behaving like an afc even if you know this site in the hope of getting laid or even worse when you believe to the feminist bullsh*t and act accordingly even when there are no women.

 

[mikeyb]

you suffer from tennis elbow but you don't play tennis.

 

[Jblitz59]

you visit PUAhate.com more often then you visit sosuave.com

 

[scorpio1138]

you get a terrible case of blue balls out of nowhere -had this happen when I didn't choke my chicken for 2 weeks.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You scored a 'piece of a$$' last night but it was only because your finger broke through the toilet paper.

 

[blackwolf]

i went 7 years without sex until this year jan. it didn't feel like a first time or nothing... i just sucked a bit... but after a few more fuks i was perfect again. now im back to having no sex... probably another 7 years wait.

*looks @ hand*

 

[moneyisking]

fvck.. i need to lose v-card lol