Naughty Ninja
Banned
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when the last "chick" you've been blown by is a hurricane named Sandy.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when..
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Yeah but, I'm still counting it. We hung out for an hour or so and she couldn't keep her hands off me. They were a bit cold though. Good news is I waited for a parting of ways and got to jump in her pool over and over again. It was hot. Full night lay report in coming, stay tuned.
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Yeah but she was so wet and squirted everywhere
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've f**ked a hurricane before.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Me too, and made it hurricame
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
drewsg
Don Juan
The condoms in your drawer are expired
Naughty Ninja
Banned
You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
You know you haven't got laid in a while when you're the subject of 'wetter than a wankers towel'
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when your laptop keys no longer function.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
when a fat chick seems appealing
D.J. King Allister
Don Juan
Everyone heard us f**king.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
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