Naughty Ninja
Banned
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when the last "chick" you've been blown by is a hurricane named Sandy.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when..
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yeah but, I'm still counting it. We hung out for an hour or so and she couldn't keep her hands off me. They were a bit cold though. Good news is I waited for a parting of ways and got to jump in her pool over and over again. It was hot. Full night lay report in coming, stay tuned.
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Yeah but she was so wet and squirted everywhere
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've f**ked a hurricane before.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Me too, and made it hurricame
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
drewsg
Don Juan
The condoms in your drawer are expired
Naughty Ninja
Banned
You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
You know you haven't got laid in a while when you're the subject of 'wetter than a wankers towel'
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when your laptop keys no longer function.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
when a fat chick seems appealing
D.J. King Allister
Don Juan
Everyone heard us f**king.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
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