Naughty Ninja
Banned
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when the last "chick" you've been blown by is a hurricane named Sandy.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when..
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Yeah but, I'm still counting it. We hung out for an hour or so and she couldn't keep her hands off me. They were a bit cold though. Good news is I waited for a parting of ways and got to jump in her pool over and over again. It was hot. Full night lay report in coming, stay tuned.
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Yeah but she was so wet and squirted everywhere
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've f**ked a hurricane before.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Me too, and made it hurricame
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
drewsg
Don Juan
The condoms in your drawer are expired
Naughty Ninja
Banned
You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
You know you haven't got laid in a while when you're the subject of 'wetter than a wankers towel'
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when your laptop keys no longer function.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
when a fat chick seems appealing
D.J. King Allister
Don Juan
Everyone heard us f**king.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
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