Naughty Ninja
Banned
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when the last "chick" you've been blown by is a hurricane named Sandy.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when..
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Yeah but, I'm still counting it. We hung out for an hour or so and she couldn't keep her hands off me. They were a bit cold though. Good news is I waited for a parting of ways and got to jump in her pool over and over again. It was hot. Full night lay report in coming, stay tuned.
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Yeah but she was so wet and squirted everywhere
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've f**ked a hurricane before.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Me too, and made it hurricame
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
drewsg
Don Juan
The condoms in your drawer are expired
Naughty Ninja
Banned
You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
You know you haven't got laid in a while when you're the subject of 'wetter than a wankers towel'
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when your laptop keys no longer function.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
when a fat chick seems appealing
D.J. King Allister
Don Juan
Everyone heard us f**king.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hahaha xDNaughty Ninja said: