You know you are an AFC when......

[wayword]

When you say "I love you."

 

[Taviii]

Sh1t Rollo, I'm probably an AFC by that quiz

 

[Bonez]

When you have sex with a ho and say "I probably don't need a condom"

(is that afc?)

 

[mpimpin]

When you have sex with a ho and say "I probably don't need a condom"

(is that afc?)

no thats just being stupid

 

[Sinistar]

When she tells a guy she has an STD (before hand) and he does her anyway.

When she tells a guy she has an STD (afterwards) and he "supports" her.

He calls the doctor for her (regarding the STD).

He pays her traffic tickets for her.

He asks her about a intimate experience with another guy.

She answers and he listens thinking its getting him somewhere.

She gets mad/angry/brutal and he tells himself its his fault.

She is suspected of banging the entire team and he tells himself she is different.

She banged the entire team and when confronted he believes she will be different.

She swallows for the bad boys but he's okay when she doesn't do it for him.

He writes poems - lots of poems.

He tells her he loves her before they've even kissed.

She goes to Cancun with a guy *friend* while he agrees to take her garbage out back home.

She asks him to feed her friggin' poodle because she's gonna stay at a *friends* house.

(...this is way too fun...)

 

[backbreaker]

She banged the entire team and when confronted he believes she will be different.

that actually happened to me in high school. and what was even worse.. I WAS ON THE DAMN TEAM AND I DIDN'T GET ANY!

 

[Docs]

You know you're an AFC when....
- Even her ugliest friends tell you how much of a nice guy you are.
- Even the ugliest of the ugliest friends tell you how much of a nice guy you are
- You're 30, and your friends can't put their finger on why you can't get laid.
- You draft up a plan, with all variables accounted for except for one thing. You never follow though
- Or you follow though, and you forgot to account for the fact she doesn't like you.
- You get confronted by a random on the street asking you if you are dating this smoking babe walking beside you, and you tell them that no, you're just her friend.


And the all time greatest you know you're an AFC when...

... you admit it to yourself.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

When you wake up on the floor because the fat piggie you just poked took up the whole bed.

When you drive your car for 3 hours just so you can see the chick for 1 hour.

 

[backbreaker]

When you wake up on the floor because the fat piggie you just poked took up the whole bed.

When you drive your car for 3 hours just so you can see the chick for 1 hour... AND DIDN'T GET LAID

fixed it for ya

 

[Bonhomme]

You think this gal you just met is "the one."

You authorize her to use your bank account or credit card.

 

[Jariel]

She tells you what women like, and you try to do everything on her list.
She tells you what she likes in a man, and you try to change into that man.
Your girlfriend flirts with your friends.
You flinch when a girl touches you.
You tell her how you feel instead of showing her.


Maan, this whole thread is bringing back some painful memories!

 

[Jariel]

When a woman asks "Does this make me look fat?" and you don't answer yes.

:crackup:

I pass this one. I often follow up with "But it's personality that counts". I think my GF has learned not to fish for compliments from me.

 

[Bonhomme]

I often follow up with "But it's personality that counts".

:crackup:

 

[lildevil]

"This one"

When your masturbatin and it strikes midnight on new years day.....so u make it ur resolution... to stop touching urself until u get a date

 

[backbreaker]

better yet, when you are spending new years eve at home waiting on your oneitis to call you while she is getting drunk and probably gangbanged down in New Orleans

 

[lildevil]

This one sucks!!

when your walking down the hall of your school...and the girl that youve passionately fall in love with ....is being kissed very passionately by some other dude ...and want to beat the living sh!t out of the guy for kissing ur girl or just burst in to tears ...

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

fixed it for ya

Wait wait... AFCs GET LAID? Since when? I heard plenty of AFC telling me how they drove 3-4 hours just so they can see the girl for 1 hour... not for sex but to TALK AKA LISTENING TO HER PROBLEMS... sucks to be an emtional tampon lol

 

[Mr.Positive]

When you text message a chick.

Furthermore, when you text message your oneitis more than you see her, she moves away...and then dumps you via text message. :crackup:

God I'm glad I found this site.

 

[rakishness]

Loving this thread!!! Keep it going.

.....When you ask a girl out through a friend

 

[Bible_Belt]

You know you are an AFC when......


You are mayor of a town who creates a web site to find a woman, and then still can't get a woman.

http://www.marrythemayor.com/