BoomToTheMoonAlice
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 22, 2023
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I was in a parking lot, this chick comes out of nowhere and almost T-Bones me. Then accused me of driving illegally because I cut across a parking space. She parks right behind me. I get out of my car with my elderly mother and she's staring at me. I shake my head and I'm like, "Wtf is wrong with you? You could have killed us."
She says "That was ILLEGAL! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN'T CROSS LINES LIKE THAT" and so I'm like "Are you serious? it's an empty lot ffs". She starts saying "what I did was illegal... ". So I'm like "Fvk off cvnt, get back in your vehicle, you're nuts" so she calls me a prick and rushes into one of the stores. Whatever.
We walk into a different store my mother needs to go to and I can't help but feel like something is wrong, so I say to my mom, let's go somewhere else, I've just got a bad feeling about this. My mother looks at me and says "Well you shouldn't have said anything to her".
As I'm walking out, she is there on the phone with the 5-0 screaming "He threatened me!" with some guy that just appeared there... I'm like... you've got to be fvking kidding me, I in no way threatened this b1tch. We get back in the car and she follows me around the city and finally to my house. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, can I catch a charge for telling a woman to fvck off now? I said to my wife, we're leaving for China next month... might upgrade it to next week.
Women here are legit nuts, if any of you are dating them... you're playing with your life. I won't be surprised if the losers in blue show up later.
She says "That was ILLEGAL! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN'T CROSS LINES LIKE THAT" and so I'm like "Are you serious? it's an empty lot ffs". She starts saying "what I did was illegal... ". So I'm like "Fvk off cvnt, get back in your vehicle, you're nuts" so she calls me a prick and rushes into one of the stores. Whatever.
We walk into a different store my mother needs to go to and I can't help but feel like something is wrong, so I say to my mom, let's go somewhere else, I've just got a bad feeling about this. My mother looks at me and says "Well you shouldn't have said anything to her".
As I'm walking out, she is there on the phone with the 5-0 screaming "He threatened me!" with some guy that just appeared there... I'm like... you've got to be fvking kidding me, I in no way threatened this b1tch. We get back in the car and she follows me around the city and finally to my house. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, can I catch a charge for telling a woman to fvck off now? I said to my wife, we're leaving for China next month... might upgrade it to next week.
Women here are legit nuts, if any of you are dating them... you're playing with your life. I won't be surprised if the losers in blue show up later.
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