"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was in a parking lot, this chick comes out of nowhere and almost T-Bones me. Then accused me of driving illegally because I cut across a parking space. She parks right behind me. I get out of my car with my elderly mother and she's staring at me. I shake my head and I'm like, "Wtf is wrong with you? You could have killed us."

She says "That was ILLEGAL! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN'T CROSS LINES LIKE THAT" and so I'm like "Are you serious? it's an empty lot ffs". She starts saying "what I did was illegal... ". So I'm like "Fvk off cvnt, get back in your vehicle, you're nuts" so she calls me a prick and rushes into one of the stores. Whatever.

We walk into a different store my mother needs to go to and I can't help but feel like something is wrong, so I say to my mom, let's go somewhere else, I've just got a bad feeling about this. My mother looks at me and says "Well you shouldn't have said anything to her".

As I'm walking out, she is there on the phone with the 5-0 screaming "He threatened me!" with some guy that just appeared there... I'm like... you've got to be fvking kidding me, I in no way threatened this b1tch. We get back in the car and she follows me around the city and finally to my house. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, can I catch a charge for telling a woman to fvck off now? I said to my wife, we're leaving for China next month... might upgrade it to next week.

Women here are legit nuts, if any of you are dating them... you're playing with your life. I won't be surprised if the losers in blue show up later.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is what happens when crazy women have too much free time on their hands. Nothing better to do than play victim and follow you to your house.
 
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She may be a bvtch but she was correct and you were in the wrong here. Had there been an accident you would be at fault. Cutting across parking spaces is illegal for this very reason. It’s a stupid way to cause an accident. It’s even dumber to then curse her out because she correctly pointed out that you almost caused a car accident.
 
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EyeBRollin said:
She may be a bvtch but she was correct and you were in the wrong here. Had there been an accident you would be at fault. Cutting across parking spaces is illegal for this very reason. It’s a stupid way to cause an accident. It’s even dumber to then curse her out because she correctly pointed out that you almost caused a car accident.
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The Highway Traffic Act in Ontario does not extend into private parking lots. She tried to run infront of me to prove her point... the place was EMPTY dude... this b1tch was fcking crazy, are you one of those types? Are you serious, you drive outside the lines when theres no one around? You missed your calling, you should've been a security guard.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BoomToTheMoonAlice said:
The Highway Traffic Act in Ontario does not extend into private parking lots. She tried to run infront of me to prove her point... the place was EMPTY dude... this b1tch was fcking crazy, are you one of those types? Are you serious, you drive outside the lines when theres no one around? You missed your calling, you should've been a security guard.
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She can be crazy, but she was still correct on this. I see this in parking lots all the time; knuckleheads speeding across empty parking spaces only to get near t-boned by someone actually respecting the traffic aisles.
 
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Tell her to spend all that time and energy working out and she wouldn't have the energy for her fat ass to be acting like that
 
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