"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BoomToTheMoonAlice

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I was in a parking lot, this chick comes out of nowhere and almost T-Bones me. Then accused me of driving illegally because I cut across a parking space. She parks right behind me. I get out of my car with my elderly mother and she's staring at me. I shake my head and I'm like, "Wtf is wrong with you? You could have killed us."

She says "That was ILLEGAL! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN'T CROSS LINES LIKE THAT" and so I'm like "Are you serious? it's an empty lot ffs". She starts saying "what I did was illegal... ". So I'm like "Fvk off cvnt, get back in your vehicle, you're nuts" so she calls me a prick and rushes into one of the stores. Whatever.

We walk into a different store my mother needs to go to and I can't help but feel like something is wrong, so I say to my mom, let's go somewhere else, I've just got a bad feeling about this. My mother looks at me and says "Well you shouldn't have said anything to her".

As I'm walking out, she is there on the phone with the 5-0 screaming "He threatened me!" with some guy that just appeared there... I'm like... you've got to be fvking kidding me, I in no way threatened this b1tch. We get back in the car and she follows me around the city and finally to my house. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, can I catch a charge for telling a woman to fvck off now? I said to my wife, we're leaving for China next month... might upgrade it to next week.

Women here are legit nuts, if any of you are dating them... you're playing with your life. I won't be surprised if the losers in blue show up later.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This is what happens when crazy women have too much free time on their hands. Nothing better to do than play victim and follow you to your house.
 

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She may be a bvtch but she was correct and you were in the wrong here. Had there been an accident you would be at fault. Cutting across parking spaces is illegal for this very reason. It’s a stupid way to cause an accident. It’s even dumber to then curse her out because she correctly pointed out that you almost caused a car accident.
 

BoomToTheMoonAlice

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She may be a bvtch but she was correct and you were in the wrong here. Had there been an accident you would be at fault. Cutting across parking spaces is illegal for this very reason. It’s a stupid way to cause an accident. It’s even dumber to then curse her out because she correctly pointed out that you almost caused a car accident.
The Highway Traffic Act in Ontario does not extend into private parking lots. She tried to run infront of me to prove her point... the place was EMPTY dude... this b1tch was fcking crazy, are you one of those types? Are you serious, you drive outside the lines when theres no one around? You missed your calling, you should've been a security guard.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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EyeBRollin

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The Highway Traffic Act in Ontario does not extend into private parking lots. She tried to run infront of me to prove her point... the place was EMPTY dude... this b1tch was fcking crazy, are you one of those types? Are you serious, you drive outside the lines when theres no one around? You missed your calling, you should've been a security guard.
She can be crazy, but she was still correct on this. I see this in parking lots all the time; knuckleheads speeding across empty parking spaces only to get near t-boned by someone actually respecting the traffic aisles.
 

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Tell her to spend all that time and energy working out and she wouldn't have the energy for her fat ass to be acting like that
 
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