"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You ever..set up fake text messages to yourself to spur interest?

Poonani Maker

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I've been doing this lately to eye-opening results. Today, for instance, had a hot honey pot Rich clean young girl perk up and get turned ON to me Right when I get hit with a text message I'd set up to go off when I knew I'd be around her. Instantaneous DHV, she believed that it was from another woman, and was latched on to me then. I know that this is devious as fvck, but it works! Be-cause these superficial airhead b!tchez (yes, even the rich "highly" educated ones)...all they care about is social status or who's who and they erroneously Think that just because they hear (possibly read it if nosy) me getting texted that I somehow am highly desired or important at that particular time.

Also, on another note, I was more myself back in July/Aug of 2010, and I had a b!tch i'd fvcked then tell me that she didn't like the way I talked about other women. From then on, I changed my speech patterns and the way I speak about other women (not as graphic), and now I wish I hadn't changed, because I know that back then, I was a lot funnier naturally. Now I speak as if that same woman is always looking over my shoulder testing me or criticizing me. I wish that at that time when she'd said that to me that I'd said, "I don't give a fvck what you think about how I talk about other women...I really don't..." She'd told me this Right after I'd fvcked her so I was, in a sense, appeasing her, so that I'd be in her good graces to fvck her again (she was hot with C++ taught hooters, just perfect as can be). I wish that I could regain my old self after a couple of years of my restrained self watching what I say all the time about other women in the presence of other women. I wish that I could revert back. I wish I'd rebuked her back then and kept on my freedom of speech course. My goal over the next month or so is to regain that free-mindedness that I let that hoe sh!t-test me into snuffing the fire out of/on.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yup pre-selection is crazy. I discovered the concept by accidentally when I would get calls from girls while on dates.
 

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Mauser96 said:
How do you have a text sent to yourself?
I'd like to know this also.
Also, what do you say if she asks who it is?

That said, I don't like the dishonesty of it.
It seems kind of try hard really, plus I like to keep things simple.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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