killyourinnerloser
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2020
- Messages
- 4
- Reaction score
- 6
All the best guys.
-Andy
-Andy
Last edited:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You Can't Force Someone to Like You
- Thread starter killyourinnerloser
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Black Widow Void
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2010
- Messages
- 2,153
- Reaction score
- 3,796
Speaking of "sales" I've got a strong suspicion that you didn't just join to seek advice... but instead to pitch and peddle.
HyenaPrince
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2020
- Messages
- 579
- Reaction score
- 815
Yes, he did it for precisely that reason. I ran a quick Google search and found this exact same post on reddit from two months ago. His nickname is the same as his website, where he offers some sort of coaching.
HyenaPrince
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2020
- Messages
- 579
- Reaction score
- 815
It's okay to give advice. Just don't hide your real intentions by trying to build up rapport with a pre-written text, so you can sell something later on. Not that I believe someone here would even consider your product in the first place.I came to GIVE advice, not seek it. If helping others and giving back to communities that helped me counts as "pitching and peddling", then sure.
You also just proved what I wrote - "Not everyone is going to like you".
-Andy
HyenaPrince
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2020
- Messages
- 579
- Reaction score
- 815
Okay, I've came back to this thread three times and every time you've updated this comment. Why are you so defensive? Do you feel guilty? If not, you shouldn't even care what I or anybody else has to say about your altruistic mission. In the end you're giving back to the community, right?
By the way, read the forum rules. You're allowed to put your website in your signature file. Whether you wanted to advertise something or not, you're not allowed to do so via:
"Advertising is not allowed. You may, however, post useful advice and include a link to your site in your signature file" @Atom Smasher
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
HyenaPrince
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2020
- Messages
- 579
- Reaction score
- 815
We got an attorney over here. With that deductive reasoning you'll coach us all to big success.
Good luck with your business.
Henry Schweiss
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2020
- Messages
- 20
- Reaction score
- 18
Whoever has such a speech is the one who needs help. Be more humble.
mickdollaz
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2020
- Messages
- 151
- Reaction score
- 148
It's old school PUA tactics: AMOGing. IRL, it consists of spreading your legs as widely as possible, talking too loudly, negging, wearing stupid accessories, etc.
On forums, it means trolling, spamming, and generally engaging in endless passive-aggressive mind games.
PUA's are stuck developmentally at age 12 right when they are entering puberty, and stay at that developmental age throughout their lifetime.
There's no point in arguing with them. They will always have a small but gullible and even eager audience, ready to cough up thousands of dollars on fake coaching and advice.
Last edited:
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
"You Can't Force Someone to Like You"
No, but you can pay someone to like you.
They're called 'hookers'.
No, but you can pay someone to like you.
They're called 'hookers'.
Hell I’ll like you if you pay me enough. Everyone’s got a price."You Can't Force Someone to Like You"
No, but you can pay someone to like you.
They're called 'hookers'.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
robert28 for sale
Start the bidding!robert28 for sale
Black Widow Void
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2010
- Messages
- 2,153
- Reaction score
- 3,796
Thanks @HyenaPrince
Collectively (though most credit goes to you) it looks like we smoked a bad one out of the forum.
Cheers
Collectively (though most credit goes to you) it looks like we smoked a bad one out of the forum.
Cheers
priceless
mickdollaz
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2020
- Messages
- 151
- Reaction score
- 148
He couldn't force us to like him.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mickdollaz
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2020
- Messages
- 151
- Reaction score
- 148
Here's a photo of OP by the way.
He posted it on some strange site selling penis pumps and HGH and some super sketchy and dangerous supplements.
You just can't make this sh-t up SMH...
He posted it on some strange site selling penis pumps and HGH and some super sketchy and dangerous supplements.
You just can't make this sh-t up SMH...
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Self respect wouldn't want to make them like you.
mrfeelgood
New Member
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2021
- Messages
- 3
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 37
Hey guys! You can buy the love for the money. For example, buy a dog and that's will be true love