"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was ill when I met this girl today, she said

'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'

Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I was about to send that, but then thought not to, it's good, but jokes about death can knock some people up the wrong way...
 

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NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!

Anyways, how’s this: “You will be pleased to learn that I made it home safely" (and then add in some kind original gesture like have a good evening if that’s your style)
 

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Microfiltered said:
NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!

Anyways, how’s this: “You will be pleased to learn that I made it home safely" (and then add in some kind original gesture like have a good evening if that’s your style)
Why am I nexting her?? Are there bad signals here?

The reply is fine, but not really witty or ****y... may as well not send it...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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styleman said:
Why am I nexting her?? Are there bad signals here?

The reply is fine, but not really witty or ****y... may as well not send it...
drowning and need CPR?
 

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NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!
I was being sarcastic. It’s just common advice given here that’s all. Anyways, yeah not really that ****y (but it is a bit) and definitely not witty but I think it would get the job done (that is keep up the IL).
 

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"Just letting you know, I'm fine. The AIDS usually flares up on me the same time every month."
 

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remotecontrol said:
text her, its manners...just say im fine, thanx for caring xxx I love you so much darling xxxx lets get married

Well thats what I would do anyway
Does it work?
 

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I was ill when I met this girl today, she said
'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'
Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?
Just send her a text msg and say your all right.

I don't text msg but so I'm guessing you have to have her number to
send the msg.

Is that correct?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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JDA70 said:
Just send her a text msg and say your all right.

I don't text msg but so I'm guessing you have to have her number to
send the msg.

Is that correct?
Yes.
 

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"Help... At home being held hostage by a Martian named Marvin. He's going to blast me unless I give him a "Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" Do you have one?"
 

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remotecontrol said:
hahaha I was teasing you man

however I have said stuff like this many, many, many times and yes it does work. Women know your teasing but they love the idea that you had the nerve to play like this and it plants a seed.
she will probably text you back with something like
"i love you to darling, when should we set the date"
From there on youve got her on the hook EASY
people are predictable....unless she has no sense of humour.. and if she is that dull then you dont want her anyway.
It's more advanced with her than this, she'd likely take that far too seriously...
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
"Help... At home being held hostage by a Martian named Marvin. He's going to blast me unless I give him a "Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" Do you have one?"
i'm loving it!
 

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I did not send her any message... My view, if she was really bothered then she'd ring or send a text and ask...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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it's not a trap, I hear that verbatim every weekend

if you're the last one to drive home after a night out, anyone who cares about you will say it
 

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styleman said:
I was ill when I met this girl today, she said

'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'

Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?

Wow this site really hates women.
 

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LOL! The girl gave you a HUGE opening to contact her. Do it! Don't be silly, it isn't a test, good grief! It is a simple INVITE to the next step of communication.

There were three hilarious replies on here. I loved the CPR one the best.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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