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[styleman]

I was ill when I met this girl today, she said

'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'

Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?

 

[bob88]

"I died on the way home. =/"

lol

 

[styleman]

I was about to send that, but then thought not to, it's good, but jokes about death can knock some people up the wrong way...

 

[Microfiltered]

NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!

Anyways, how’s this: “You will be pleased to learn that I made it home safely" (and then add in some kind original gesture like have a good evening if that’s your style)

 

[styleman]

NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!

Anyways, how’s this: “You will be pleased to learn that I made it home safely" (and then add in some kind original gesture like have a good evening if that’s your style)

Why am I nexting her?? Are there bad signals here?

The reply is fine, but not really witty or ****y... may as well not send it...

 

[bob88]

Why am I nexting her?? Are there bad signals here?

The reply is fine, but not really witty or ****y... may as well not send it...

drowning and need CPR?

 

[Microfiltered]

NEXT her but remember to keep spinning those plates!

I was being sarcastic. It’s just common advice given here that’s all. Anyways, yeah not really that ****y (but it is a bit) and definitely not witty but I think it would get the job done (that is keep up the IL).

 

[xblitz44x]

"Just letting you know, I'm fine. The AIDS usually flares up on me the same time every month."

 

[styleman]

text her, its manners...just say im fine, thanx for caring xxx I love you so much darling xxxx lets get married

Well thats what I would do anyway

Does it work?

 

[JDA70]

I was ill when I met this girl today, she said
'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'
Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?

Just send her a text msg and say your all right.

I don't text msg but so I'm guessing you have to have her number to
send the msg.

Is that correct?

 

[styleman]

Just send her a text msg and say your all right.

I don't text msg but so I'm guessing you have to have her number to
send the msg.

Is that correct?

Yes.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"Help... At home being held hostage by a Martian named Marvin. He's going to blast me unless I give him a "Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" Do you have one?"

 

[styleman]

hahaha I was teasing you man

however I have said stuff like this many, many, many times and yes it does work. Women know your teasing but they love the idea that you had the nerve to play like this and it plants a seed.
she will probably text you back with something like
"i love you to darling, when should we set the date"
From there on youve got her on the hook EASY
people are predictable....unless she has no sense of humour.. and if she is that dull then you dont want her anyway.

It's more advanced with her than this, she'd likely take that far too seriously...

 

[penkitten]

"Help... At home being held hostage by a Martian named Marvin. He's going to blast me unless I give him a "Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" Do you have one?"

i'm loving it!

 

[styleman]

I did not send her any message... My view, if she was really bothered then she'd ring or send a text and ask...

 

[ready123]

it's not a trap, I hear that verbatim every weekend

if you're the last one to drive home after a night out, anyone who cares about you will say it

 

[DonJuan11]

I was ill when I met this girl today, she said

'text me when you get home so I know you're okay'

Should I or is it a trap? If so, any witty responses..?

Wow this site really hates women.

 

[iqqi]

LOL! The girl gave you a HUGE opening to contact her. Do it! Don't be silly, it isn't a test, good grief! It is a simple INVITE to the next step of communication.

There were three hilarious replies on here. I loved the CPR one the best.

 

[iqqi]

Wow this site really hates women.

They just don't understand women. They are doing their best!

 

[styleman]

They just don't understand women. They are doing their best!

Why hate?