"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yearbook signature/quote Ideas!

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Hey.. its that time again, yearbooks are being passed around the school for those who ordered them. But I always have a problem when people want me to sign.. I, like most people, do the dull "Nice getting to know you, have a good summer, etc"

Well I need some better ideas. What are some good phrases I can write in some peoples yearbooks besides the plain old dull common ones everyone uses.

This is what they remember about you for as years go by so I want to get something good.. funny/sweet/whatever. Typically I am talking about guys signing girls yearbooks

Any suggestions?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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drop an inside joke in ur signatures.
like if u once laughed about something completely stupid and she would remember it, mention it somehow?
dunno.
 

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I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
 

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Originally posted by DJoneday
I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
 

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Try running a search. I'm pretty sure its been discussed before.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It doesn't really matter, just don't write about something that happened recently because they'll forget about it in 20 years.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
 

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
Yeah actually I do mind.

No of course not, what the hell am I gonna do, hunt you down? As long as you do not live in the Midwest I am cool with you 'borrowing' it. :)
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
This is good. How come she is laying on the floor though, while he is installing furniture? haha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
 

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Originally posted by chill
you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
 

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oh Jesus titty f*cking Christ (team america is hilarious), i must of read it wrong.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
Sounds good to me then
 

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I used that for two today, but I changed it a bit (not for the better though I think) because I couldn't remember it. It did make this one girl laugh really hard though, which was cool. I'm just trying to think of something that would go good in the guys books, cus that seems like something that would be better for the girls.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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