"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yearbook signature/quote Ideas!

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Hey.. its that time again, yearbooks are being passed around the school for those who ordered them. But I always have a problem when people want me to sign.. I, like most people, do the dull "Nice getting to know you, have a good summer, etc"

Well I need some better ideas. What are some good phrases I can write in some peoples yearbooks besides the plain old dull common ones everyone uses.

This is what they remember about you for as years go by so I want to get something good.. funny/sweet/whatever. Typically I am talking about guys signing girls yearbooks

Any suggestions?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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drop an inside joke in ur signatures.
like if u once laughed about something completely stupid and she would remember it, mention it somehow?
dunno.
 

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I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
 

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Originally posted by DJoneday
I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
 

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Try running a search. I'm pretty sure its been discussed before.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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It doesn't really matter, just don't write about something that happened recently because they'll forget about it in 20 years.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
 

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
Yeah actually I do mind.

No of course not, what the hell am I gonna do, hunt you down? As long as you do not live in the Midwest I am cool with you 'borrowing' it. :)
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
This is good. How come she is laying on the floor though, while he is installing furniture? haha
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
 

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Originally posted by chill
you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
 

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oh Jesus titty f*cking Christ (team america is hilarious), i must of read it wrong.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
Sounds good to me then
 

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I used that for two today, but I changed it a bit (not for the better though I think) because I couldn't remember it. It did make this one girl laugh really hard though, which was cool. I'm just trying to think of something that would go good in the guys books, cus that seems like something that would be better for the girls.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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