"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yearbook signature/quote Ideas!

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Hey.. its that time again, yearbooks are being passed around the school for those who ordered them. But I always have a problem when people want me to sign.. I, like most people, do the dull "Nice getting to know you, have a good summer, etc"

Well I need some better ideas. What are some good phrases I can write in some peoples yearbooks besides the plain old dull common ones everyone uses.

This is what they remember about you for as years go by so I want to get something good.. funny/sweet/whatever. Typically I am talking about guys signing girls yearbooks

Any suggestions?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Patrick124

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drop an inside joke in ur signatures.
like if u once laughed about something completely stupid and she would remember it, mention it somehow?
dunno.
 

DJoneday

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I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
 

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Originally posted by DJoneday
I wrote erotic poetry in a few of mine....the girls still bring it up to this day.
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
 

VIVAlasVEGASBaby

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Try running a search. I'm pretty sure its been discussed before.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It doesn't really matter, just don't write about something that happened recently because they'll forget about it in 20 years.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
 

Kerensky

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
that made me laugh, you don't mind if I "borrow" that when ppl start wanting me to sign yearbooks
Yeah actually I do mind.

No of course not, what the hell am I gonna do, hunt you down? As long as you do not live in the Midwest I am cool with you 'borrowing' it. :)
 

Testify

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Originally posted by Kerensky
LOL.

I'm going to write a long one that seems like one, but in the end it's some random act. For example:

She lay on the carpet, hair spread like a halo framing her beautiful face. "harder" she cried.

"I'm trying" the man said.

"ahhh, I can't take it much longer! push harder!!"

yet the man could not push the large shaft home.

Exhausted, he dropped the large metal pipe and said, "wow get someone from the store to install your furniture cheapo!"


Pretty good eh?:crackup: :up:
This is good. How come she is laying on the floor though, while he is installing furniture? haha
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
 

Kerensky

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Originally posted by chill
you could same how say she was helping, but explaining the legs-spread part might be difficult.
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
 

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oh Jesus titty f*cking Christ (team america is hilarious), i must of read it wrong.
 

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Originally posted by Kerensky
I said hair spread. Not legs spread. But yeah, she is holding a table and he's trying to ram it in.
Sounds good to me then
 

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I used that for two today, but I changed it a bit (not for the better though I think) because I couldn't remember it. It did make this one girl laugh really hard though, which was cool. I'm just trying to think of something that would go good in the guys books, cus that seems like something that would be better for the girls.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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