"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NO, I'm not one of those overrating C/F, but I decided to post the C/F lines I've used while sosuave was down... All of them seemed to be pretty funny as all the people who were around were laughing their asses off... damn I must be funny. However, they might not sound that funny in english (english is not my mother tongue) so maybe someone could reshape them. Thanks.

#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?

#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.

#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?

#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
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A lot of C/F is playing on certain words and phrases. That's why they'll sound dumb when translated to a different language.
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
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What language did you translate from?
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
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Damn good. Sarge On!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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