Dark Haired Alpha
Don Juan
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NO, I'm not one of those overrating C/F, but I decided to post the C/F lines I've used while sosuave was down... All of them seemed to be pretty funny as all the people who were around were laughing their asses off... damn I must be funny. However, they might not sound that funny in english (english is not my mother tongue) so maybe someone could reshape them. Thanks.
#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?
#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.
#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...
And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?
#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.
#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...
And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
