"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NO, I'm not one of those overrating C/F, but I decided to post the C/F lines I've used while sosuave was down... All of them seemed to be pretty funny as all the people who were around were laughing their asses off... damn I must be funny. However, they might not sound that funny in english (english is not my mother tongue) so maybe someone could reshape them. Thanks.

#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?

#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.

#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?

#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
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A lot of C/F is playing on certain words and phrases. That's why they'll sound dumb when translated to a different language.
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
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What language did you translate from?
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
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Damn good. Sarge On!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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