"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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NO, I'm not one of those overrating C/F, but I decided to post the C/F lines I've used while sosuave was down... All of them seemed to be pretty funny as all the people who were around were laughing their asses off... damn I must be funny. However, they might not sound that funny in english (english is not my mother tongue) so maybe someone could reshape them. Thanks.

#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?

#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.

#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?

#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
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A lot of C/F is playing on certain words and phrases. That's why they'll sound dumb when translated to a different language.
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
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What language did you translate from?
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
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Damn good. Sarge On!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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