"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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NO, I'm not one of those overrating C/F, but I decided to post the C/F lines I've used while sosuave was down... All of them seemed to be pretty funny as all the people who were around were laughing their asses off... damn I must be funny. However, they might not sound that funny in english (english is not my mother tongue) so maybe someone could reshape them. Thanks.

#1
During a P.T., we were told to reach our chest with a knee.
ME (to a big-titted girl): That's not difficult at all, is it, <name>?

#2 (may sound a little strange as it is tricky to translate)
While having some meatballs for lunch.
MY CLASSMATE (trying to be funny): So, what are your balls?
ME: Huge, but no homo here.

#3
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?

#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless
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A lot of C/F is playing on certain words and phrases. That's why they'll sound dumb when translated to a different language.
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
#4 (even trickier to translate than #2...)
GIRL: Why is everyone wearing red today?
ME (noticing there is noone but me wearing red around): I know I mean everything (NOTE: everything=everyone in my language) to you, but hell...

And don't bad-mouth the 4th one, this one really sounded good before I translated it, then it became pointless ;)
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What language did you translate from?
 
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Dark Haired Alpha said:
During a conversation with a girl about what gender is more important.
GIRL: What would you boys do without us girls?
ME: And what would you girls do without us boys? Do you know how expensive batteries are nowadays?
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Damn good. Sarge On!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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