Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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****y and Funny.. would this work ?

Indigo

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I was thinking about this today while in class.

I usually carry a big book on my arms. A messenger bag across my shoulder and a water bottle. I was thinking I could be talking with a girl and walking and be like, "hey can you hold this book for me for a sec" (while walking), then hand her my messenger bag and finally my bottle (or maybe not the bottle) and then keep on walking like if nothing has happened...

Any thoughts on this?

I'd think it would be gold... but I want to hear other opinions.

I'd prolly laugh my *ss off with this one..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KontrollerX

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Sounds hilarious.

I don't see a chick falling for it though unless you have tremendous conversation skills and are a master at subtlety.
 

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I think most would fall, especially if you met recently met her who would say no to a favour like this one when you just met them ?
 

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DO IT BROO!!!
You pick up the best chicks when your just having fun, not actually thinking about meeting them....
 

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****y funny is about making her laugh, not getting a laugh at her expense - Read my post "A question about ****y/funny"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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All she has to do is drop your stuff on the floor when she realizes the joke's on her and you're laughing in her face - then who is the joke on? Whether she does that is going to depend on the chick, but it's the perfect comeback.

Usually this gag is done with a piece of trash like a newspaper or an empty drinks container, so the other person has to throw it away (and you don't care what happens to it).

I mean if you find it funny, I guess it's a practical joke (at risk of completely backfiring). But as a way to build attraction? Not really.
 

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You might need to borrow Ted Bundy's trick of wearing a fake plaster cast on your arm. :D
 

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I wouldn't laugh in her face... that would mess up the "tension"... she would notice that I really didn't need the help making it ****y/Funny in my opinion
 
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