"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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****y and Funny.. would this work ?

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I was thinking about this today while in class.

I usually carry a big book on my arms. A messenger bag across my shoulder and a water bottle. I was thinking I could be talking with a girl and walking and be like, "hey can you hold this book for me for a sec" (while walking), then hand her my messenger bag and finally my bottle (or maybe not the bottle) and then keep on walking like if nothing has happened...

Any thoughts on this?

I'd think it would be gold... but I want to hear other opinions.

I'd prolly laugh my *ss off with this one..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Sounds hilarious.

I don't see a chick falling for it though unless you have tremendous conversation skills and are a master at subtlety.
 

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I think most would fall, especially if you met recently met her who would say no to a favour like this one when you just met them ?
 

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DO IT BROO!!!
You pick up the best chicks when your just having fun, not actually thinking about meeting them....
 

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****y funny is about making her laugh, not getting a laugh at her expense - Read my post "A question about ****y/funny"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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All she has to do is drop your stuff on the floor when she realizes the joke's on her and you're laughing in her face - then who is the joke on? Whether she does that is going to depend on the chick, but it's the perfect comeback.

Usually this gag is done with a piece of trash like a newspaper or an empty drinks container, so the other person has to throw it away (and you don't care what happens to it).

I mean if you find it funny, I guess it's a practical joke (at risk of completely backfiring). But as a way to build attraction? Not really.
 

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You might need to borrow Ted Bundy's trick of wearing a fake plaster cast on your arm. :D
 

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I wouldn't laugh in her face... that would mess up the "tension"... she would notice that I really didn't need the help making it ****y/Funny in my opinion
 
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