"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****y and Funny.. would this work ?

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I was thinking about this today while in class.

I usually carry a big book on my arms. A messenger bag across my shoulder and a water bottle. I was thinking I could be talking with a girl and walking and be like, "hey can you hold this book for me for a sec" (while walking), then hand her my messenger bag and finally my bottle (or maybe not the bottle) and then keep on walking like if nothing has happened...

Any thoughts on this?

I'd think it would be gold... but I want to hear other opinions.

I'd prolly laugh my *ss off with this one..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sounds hilarious.

I don't see a chick falling for it though unless you have tremendous conversation skills and are a master at subtlety.
 

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I think most would fall, especially if you met recently met her who would say no to a favour like this one when you just met them ?
 

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DO IT BROO!!!
You pick up the best chicks when your just having fun, not actually thinking about meeting them....
 

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****y funny is about making her laugh, not getting a laugh at her expense - Read my post "A question about ****y/funny"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All she has to do is drop your stuff on the floor when she realizes the joke's on her and you're laughing in her face - then who is the joke on? Whether she does that is going to depend on the chick, but it's the perfect comeback.

Usually this gag is done with a piece of trash like a newspaper or an empty drinks container, so the other person has to throw it away (and you don't care what happens to it).

I mean if you find it funny, I guess it's a practical joke (at risk of completely backfiring). But as a way to build attraction? Not really.
 

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You might need to borrow Ted Bundy's trick of wearing a fake plaster cast on your arm. :D
 

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I wouldn't laugh in her face... that would mess up the "tension"... she would notice that I really didn't need the help making it ****y/Funny in my opinion
 
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