"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****y and Funny Reply to chick who questions your manhood

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Her: You going hot tubbing tonight? (I have a hot tub outside at my place)

Me: You kidding? It’s hotter than hell outside.

Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.


Lately this girl I’m working on is always making jokes to “qualify” my manhood. I usually just reply with “hahaha… whatever you say little girl” because I can’t think of a better ****y/funny reply.

Any suggestions for comebacks to use next time she uses this on me?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I think a look would have been better... like saying rrrriiiggghhhttt without actually saying anything. Then continue talking as if she said nothing.

You'll diffuse the comment by not reacting to it or getting offended.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Oh holy hell, bacchus. Is this the infamous AW you're speaking of?
SB ;)
 
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how about,"you know,you're absolutly right...im not a man....im THE man"
 
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Originally posted by bacchus
Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.
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Always turn the assumption around:


Assumption: Tough = Man = Something to strive for.

Reverse: Man = Makes smarter choice than silly girl.


"A real man would..."

Assumption: She defines "real man".

Reverse: Real man defines "real woman".


"A real man knows better than to boil his eggs--now blow me little girl."

"You wish!"

"No, I just feel bad for you. Someone has to train you to become a real woman".

Alternatively...

"It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes me to to train you to become a woman".


Basically, the approach is that no matter what she throws at you as a qualifier gets turned around as "You aren't qualified to qualify me".

Your frame should always dominate.

My 2 cents.
 
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bacchus dont think too much bro, since you say youve already ****ed her, do it more, and when you are doing it ask her how she likes it, tell her that shes all yours, and thats why your the man, catch my drift bud?
 
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