****y and Funny Reply to chick who questions your manhood

[bacchus]

Her: You going hot tubbing tonight? (I have a hot tub outside at my place)

Me: You kidding? It’s hotter than hell outside.

Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.


Lately this girl I’m working on is always making jokes to “qualify” my manhood. I usually just reply with “hahaha… whatever you say little girl” because I can’t think of a better ****y/funny reply.

Any suggestions for comebacks to use next time she uses this on me?

 

[darth yoda]

Ask her out...

 

[bacchus]

I've already fvcked her dude. I see her all the time.

 

[flashback]

I could, but I wont

furthermore:

I could if I wanted to, but I wont because I choose not to

 

[BrotherAP]

I think a look would have been better... like saying rrrriiiggghhhttt without actually saying anything. Then continue talking as if she said nothing.

You'll diffuse the comment by not reacting to it or getting offended.

 

[seabreeze]

Oh holy hell, bacchus. Is this the infamous AW you're speaking of?
SB

 

[Recluce]

how about,"you know,you're absolutly right...im not a man....im THE man"

 

[Zeph]

Originally posted by bacchus
Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.

Always turn the assumption around:


Assumption: Tough = Man = Something to strive for.

Reverse: Man = Makes smarter choice than silly girl.


"A real man would..."

Assumption: She defines "real man".

Reverse: Real man defines "real woman".


"A real man knows better than to boil his eggs--now blow me little girl."

"You wish!"

"No, I just feel bad for you. Someone has to train you to become a real woman".

Alternatively...

"It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes me to to train you to become a woman".


Basically, the approach is that no matter what she throws at you as a qualifier gets turned around as "You aren't qualified to qualify me".

Your frame should always dominate.

My 2 cents.

 

[IRONMAN22]

bacchus dont think too much bro, since you say youve already ****ed her, do it more, and when you are doing it ask her how she likes it, tell her that shes all yours, and thats why your the man, catch my drift bud?