"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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****y and Funny Reply to chick who questions your manhood

bacchus

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Her: You going hot tubbing tonight? (I have a hot tub outside at my place)

Me: You kidding? It’s hotter than hell outside.

Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.


Lately this girl I’m working on is always making jokes to “qualify” my manhood. I usually just reply with “hahaha… whatever you say little girl” because I can’t think of a better ****y/funny reply.

Any suggestions for comebacks to use next time she uses this on me?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BrotherAP

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I think a look would have been better... like saying rrrriiiggghhhttt without actually saying anything. Then continue talking as if she said nothing.

You'll diffuse the comment by not reacting to it or getting offended.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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seabreeze

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Oh holy hell, bacchus. Is this the infamous AW you're speaking of?
SB ;)
 

Recluce

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how about,"you know,you're absolutly right...im not a man....im THE man"
 

Zeph

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Originally posted by bacchus
Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.
Always turn the assumption around:


Assumption: Tough = Man = Something to strive for.

Reverse: Man = Makes smarter choice than silly girl.


"A real man would..."

Assumption: She defines "real man".

Reverse: Real man defines "real woman".


"A real man knows better than to boil his eggs--now blow me little girl."

"You wish!"

"No, I just feel bad for you. Someone has to train you to become a real woman".

Alternatively...

"It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes me to to train you to become a woman".


Basically, the approach is that no matter what she throws at you as a qualifier gets turned around as "You aren't qualified to qualify me".

Your frame should always dominate.

My 2 cents.
 

IRONMAN22

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bacchus dont think too much bro, since you say youve already ****ed her, do it more, and when you are doing it ask her how she likes it, tell her that shes all yours, and thats why your the man, catch my drift bud?
 
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