"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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****y and Funny Reply to chick who questions your manhood

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Her: You going hot tubbing tonight? (I have a hot tub outside at my place)

Me: You kidding? It’s hotter than hell outside.

Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.


Lately this girl I’m working on is always making jokes to “qualify” my manhood. I usually just reply with “hahaha… whatever you say little girl” because I can’t think of a better ****y/funny reply.

Any suggestions for comebacks to use next time she uses this on me?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BrotherAP

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I think a look would have been better... like saying rrrriiiggghhhttt without actually saying anything. Then continue talking as if she said nothing.

You'll diffuse the comment by not reacting to it or getting offended.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Oh holy hell, bacchus. Is this the infamous AW you're speaking of?
SB ;)
 
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how about,"you know,you're absolutly right...im not a man....im THE man"
 
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Originally posted by bacchus
Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.
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Always turn the assumption around:


Assumption: Tough = Man = Something to strive for.

Reverse: Man = Makes smarter choice than silly girl.


"A real man would..."

Assumption: She defines "real man".

Reverse: Real man defines "real woman".


"A real man knows better than to boil his eggs--now blow me little girl."

"You wish!"

"No, I just feel bad for you. Someone has to train you to become a real woman".

Alternatively...

"It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes me to to train you to become a woman".


Basically, the approach is that no matter what she throws at you as a qualifier gets turned around as "You aren't qualified to qualify me".

Your frame should always dominate.

My 2 cents.
 
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bacchus dont think too much bro, since you say youve already ****ed her, do it more, and when you are doing it ask her how she likes it, tell her that shes all yours, and thats why your the man, catch my drift bud?
 
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