"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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****y and Funny Reply to chick who questions your manhood

bacchus

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Her: You going hot tubbing tonight? (I have a hot tub outside at my place)

Me: You kidding? It’s hotter than hell outside.

Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.


Lately this girl I’m working on is always making jokes to “qualify” my manhood. I usually just reply with “hahaha… whatever you say little girl” because I can’t think of a better ****y/funny reply.

Any suggestions for comebacks to use next time she uses this on me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BrotherAP

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I think a look would have been better... like saying rrrriiiggghhhttt without actually saying anything. Then continue talking as if she said nothing.

You'll diffuse the comment by not reacting to it or getting offended.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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seabreeze

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Oh holy hell, bacchus. Is this the infamous AW you're speaking of?
SB ;)
 

Recluce

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how about,"you know,you're absolutly right...im not a man....im THE man"
 

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Originally posted by bacchus
Her: oh.. my bad. I thought you were tough. I thought you were a man.
Always turn the assumption around:


Assumption: Tough = Man = Something to strive for.

Reverse: Man = Makes smarter choice than silly girl.


"A real man would..."

Assumption: She defines "real man".

Reverse: Real man defines "real woman".


"A real man knows better than to boil his eggs--now blow me little girl."

"You wish!"

"No, I just feel bad for you. Someone has to train you to become a real woman".

Alternatively...

"It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes me to to train you to become a woman".


Basically, the approach is that no matter what she throws at you as a qualifier gets turned around as "You aren't qualified to qualify me".

Your frame should always dominate.

My 2 cents.
 

IRONMAN22

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bacchus dont think too much bro, since you say youve already ****ed her, do it more, and when you are doing it ask her how she likes it, tell her that shes all yours, and thats why your the man, catch my drift bud?
 
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