"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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****y and Funny explained...sort of

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*29*

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Originally posted by setarcos:

****y and funny will come naturally because you speak your mind. You don't care about making people laugh or being funny, you only care about making yourself laugh.
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Some people try and think of ways to be ****y and Funny in order to show the girl they don't care.

BUT LOOK!

Originally posted by *29*:

Some people try and think of ways to be ****y and Funny in order to show the girl they don't care.
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They tried to think of ways to impress the girl by trying to show they don't care? aka memorizing C&F lines?!

Some people think that by saying C&F lines it shows the woman that they are confident, high status, etc. etc.

No no no.

Originally posted by setarcos:

You don't care about making people laugh or being funny, you only care about making yourself laugh.
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You bust on a girl because YOU find it humorous. It's fun to make fun of her, that's why it's called making FUN.

Laugh....and the world laughs with you.

YOU DO AND SAY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When u see a french girl and she asks "Ohhhh do u speak french"

u say "Hey I cant speak it but I can do it" then smirk and the girl will laugh..then proceed to ask for her phone number

Originally posted by MacDiddy
give us a few examples my ****y and Funny friend!!!
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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C&F is completely situational. You shouldn't memorize a bunch of "lines" and try to make them fit the situation, because you're right - they won't work. Asking people for lines is pathetic; think up your own... the first few weeks/months they might be sad and chump-ish but just as with everything else, they'll improve with constant practice until you sound like a natural.
 
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Originally posted by diablo
C&F is completely situational. You shouldn't memorize a bunch of "lines" and try to make them fit the situation, because you're right - they won't work. Asking people for lines is pathetic; think up your own... the first few weeks/months they might be sad and chump-ish but just as with everything else, they'll improve with constant practice until you sound like a natural.
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Diablo's got it. Spur of the moment is always better.
 
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