Wow I just had the worst sex experience EVER!

[BannedGod]

A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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[n00bPimp]

Well maybe her experience of you fingering her was just as horrible.
But dude the whole massage thing is kinda akward for a shy girl that you never been intimate with. You should've tried something else like getting head. That way she wont have to look around or talk and you and her just have to close your eyes and relax.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Most of you guys want virgins, this is what you get.

 

[Beast from the East]

A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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Poor you.

 

[BannedGod]

Poor you.

Yes poor me! I lost my erection while a girl was trying to give me a handjob because it was so God given awkward!!

 

[Beast from the East]

Yes poor me! I lost my erection while a girl was trying to give me a handjob because it was so God given awkward!!

Well you should have told her to stop and then banged her. It's your own damn fault.

 

[DonGorgon]

Its your fault... she wanted you to train her you failed.. who cares though?

 

[traffic]

Dude, practice makes perfect.

Keep getting chicks in the position to give you and hand job and you should be able to talk them into blowing you.

To be honest though I got an hj the other night and it took forever to get hard, but I think it had to do with the whiskey.

 

[orthanc]

Frustrating: absolutely, but I'm forced to be terrible here: a virgin is a blank slate. My ex-gf was a complete virgin before we met, but over the course of our relationship I slowly coaxed her into being more and more sexual, to the point where I think that she was even hornier than I was most of the time. Basically my point is that if you're willing to invest the time you can make this work to your benefit.

 

[Scars]

Sh!tty dude, but that's what you get for chasing little girls.

If it makes you feel any better I went down on a girl once and she didn't tell me she was on her period until after I was in her..

Ya, I finally got my red wings.