"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wow I just had the worst sex experience EVER!

BannedGod

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A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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n00bPimp

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Well maybe her experience of you fingering her was just as horrible.
But dude the whole massage thing is kinda akward for a shy girl that you never been intimate with. You should've tried something else like getting head. That way she wont have to look around or talk and you and her just have to close your eyes and relax.
 
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BannedGod said:
A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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Poor you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BannedGod said:
Yes poor me! I lost my erection while a girl was trying to give me a handjob because it was so God given awkward!!

Well you should have told her to stop and then banged her. It's your own damn fault.
 

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Dude, practice makes perfect.

Keep getting chicks in the position to give you and hand job and you should be able to talk them into blowing you.

To be honest though I got an hj the other night and it took forever to get hard, but I think it had to do with the whiskey.:cool:
 

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Frustrating: absolutely, but I'm forced to be terrible here: a virgin is a blank slate. My ex-gf was a complete virgin before we met, but over the course of our relationship I slowly coaxed her into being more and more sexual, to the point where I think that she was even hornier than I was most of the time. Basically my point is that if you're willing to invest the time you can make this work to your benefit.
 

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Sh!tty dude, but that's what you get for chasing little girls.

If it makes you feel any better I went down on a girl once and she didn't tell me she was on her period until after I was in her..

Ya, I finally got my red wings.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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