"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wow I just had the worst sex experience EVER!

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A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Well maybe her experience of you fingering her was just as horrible.
But dude the whole massage thing is kinda akward for a shy girl that you never been intimate with. You should've tried something else like getting head. That way she wont have to look around or talk and you and her just have to close your eyes and relax.
 
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BannedGod said:
A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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Poor you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes poor me! I lost my erection while a girl was trying to give me a handjob because it was so God given awkward!!
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Well you should have told her to stop and then banged her. It's your own damn fault.
 
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Dude, practice makes perfect.

Keep getting chicks in the position to give you and hand job and you should be able to talk them into blowing you.

To be honest though I got an hj the other night and it took forever to get hard, but I think it had to do with the whiskey.:cool:
 
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Frustrating: absolutely, but I'm forced to be terrible here: a virgin is a blank slate. My ex-gf was a complete virgin before we met, but over the course of our relationship I slowly coaxed her into being more and more sexual, to the point where I think that she was even hornier than I was most of the time. Basically my point is that if you're willing to invest the time you can make this work to your benefit.
 
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Sh!tty dude, but that's what you get for chasing little girls.

If it makes you feel any better I went down on a girl once and she didn't tell me she was on her period until after I was in her..

Ya, I finally got my red wings.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

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