"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow I just had the worst sex experience EVER!

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A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well maybe her experience of you fingering her was just as horrible.
But dude the whole massage thing is kinda akward for a shy girl that you never been intimate with. You should've tried something else like getting head. That way she wont have to look around or talk and you and her just have to close your eyes and relax.
 
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BannedGod said:
A girl came over to my house, I massaged her, finished with me fingering her. The she massaged me, back, then front, and I got her to jerk me off but it was THE most awkward **** ever! It killed everything. First of all, it was the first time she did anything with a guy, period (except one session of making out) and she was telling me she had no clue so I had to show her and explain (yea that bad she was making it ****ing awkward) and then she started rubbing me but she was so bad and kept saying dumbass ****, she was obviously extremely shy about it, she was looking around everywhere, doing stupid laughs... Man it just killed the whole mood, but worse, it killed my erection. She tried for 15 minutes but it was just so ****ing bad that I never bloody came. I had to tell her to stop. What a waste of time -_-

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Poor you.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yes poor me! I lost my erection while a girl was trying to give me a handjob because it was so God given awkward!!
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Well you should have told her to stop and then banged her. It's your own damn fault.
 
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Dude, practice makes perfect.

Keep getting chicks in the position to give you and hand job and you should be able to talk them into blowing you.

To be honest though I got an hj the other night and it took forever to get hard, but I think it had to do with the whiskey.:cool:
 
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Frustrating: absolutely, but I'm forced to be terrible here: a virgin is a blank slate. My ex-gf was a complete virgin before we met, but over the course of our relationship I slowly coaxed her into being more and more sexual, to the point where I think that she was even hornier than I was most of the time. Basically my point is that if you're willing to invest the time you can make this work to your benefit.
 
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Sh!tty dude, but that's what you get for chasing little girls.

If it makes you feel any better I went down on a girl once and she didn't tell me she was on her period until after I was in her..

Ya, I finally got my red wings.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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