redskinsfan92
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Or
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Lmao
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Would you rather sleep with
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Or
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Lmao
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
BackInTheGame78
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Is this even a real question?
redskinsfan92
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Just a little fun
Mike32ct
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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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user43770
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The second one if she agrees to tickle my bunghole
zekko
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He plays a girl on TV, so maybe he keeps the long hair for that. But he could always just wear a wig.
redskinsfan92
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The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
Serenity
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I'd rather not.
EyeOnThePrize
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I feel like Ellen Page has been around so many cucks that she's convinced she has enough testosterone to be considered a man herself. If that's the case then I can't blame her for thinking as much.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Romanemp22
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I wonder what it's like to pull the second one by spikes.
zekko
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Did you notice how woke I am by calling her a him?
zekko
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You could tap him in the men's restroom.Presuming Page has not had any groinal appendages added
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
redskinsfan92
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Imagine all goes well with spike girl, then afterward she tries to snuggle and rest her head on your shoulder. Ouch!
Nasty ....the first is confused feeak whonwould try use a strap-on you whennyour back is turned and the other has watched "Hellraiser" way too many times...lool
speed dawg
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I'd rather jerk off.