redskinsfan92
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Would you rather sleep with
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Lmao
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Is this even a real question?
redskinsfan92
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Just a little fun
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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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The second one if she agrees to tickle my bunghole
zekko
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He plays a girl on TV, so maybe he keeps the long hair for that. But he could always just wear a wig.
redskinsfan92
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The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
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I'd rather not.
EyeOnThePrize
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I feel like Ellen Page has been around so many cucks that she's convinced she has enough testosterone to be considered a man herself. If that's the case then I can't blame her for thinking as much.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Romanemp22
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I wonder what it's like to pull the second one by spikes.
zekko
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Did you notice how woke I am by calling her a him?
zekko
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You could tap him in the men's restroom.Presuming Page has not had any groinal appendages added
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
redskinsfan92
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Imagine all goes well with spike girl, then afterward she tries to snuggle and rest her head on your shoulder. Ouch!
Nasty ....the first is confused feeak whonwould try use a strap-on you whennyour back is turned and the other has watched "Hellraiser" way too many times...lool
speed dawg
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I'd rather jerk off.