redskinsfan92
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Would you rather sleep with
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Lmao
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Is this even a real question?
redskinsfan92
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Just a little fun
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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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The second one if she agrees to tickle my bunghole
zekko
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He plays a girl on TV, so maybe he keeps the long hair for that. But he could always just wear a wig.
redskinsfan92
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The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
Serenity
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I'd rather not.
EyeOnThePrize
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I feel like Ellen Page has been around so many cucks that she's convinced she has enough testosterone to be considered a man herself. If that's the case then I can't blame her for thinking as much.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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I wonder what it's like to pull the second one by spikes.
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Did you notice how woke I am by calling her a him?
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You could tap him in the men's restroom.Presuming Page has not had any groinal appendages added
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Imagine all goes well with spike girl, then afterward she tries to snuggle and rest her head on your shoulder. Ouch!
Nasty ....the first is confused feeak whonwould try use a strap-on you whennyour back is turned and the other has watched "Hellraiser" way too many times...lool
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I'd rather jerk off.