redskinsfan92
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BackInTheGame78
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Is this even a real question?
redskinsfan92
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Just a little fun
Mike32ct
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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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The second one if she agrees to tickle my bunghole
zekko
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He plays a girl on TV, so maybe he keeps the long hair for that. But he could always just wear a wig.
redskinsfan92
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The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
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I'd rather not.
EyeOnThePrize
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I feel like Ellen Page has been around so many cucks that she's convinced she has enough testosterone to be considered a man herself. If that's the case then I can't blame her for thinking as much.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Romanemp22
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I wonder what it's like to pull the second one by spikes.
zekko
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Did you notice how woke I am by calling her a him?
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You could tap him in the men's restroom.Presuming Page has not had any groinal appendages added
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
redskinsfan92
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Imagine all goes well with spike girl, then afterward she tries to snuggle and rest her head on your shoulder. Ouch!
Nasty ....the first is confused feeak whonwould try use a strap-on you whennyour back is turned and the other has watched "Hellraiser" way too many times...lool
speed dawg
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I'd rather jerk off.