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Aren't you and PRL a little immature for 40-year-old men?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I apologize to you - you should have put a smiley face after your comment!Desdinova said:
MAN rule number 1 - Never call a man's mother a hor - especially if it is not true!! Where I come from men get beat down severely and killed for talking like this!
Sorry - My response was in defense of my mother and my manhood as a son!
Diplomatic_lies - I am PuertoRican_Lover!!! You didn't know that?
And yes, I admit, I'm very immature but an adult when need be!!
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But you call every woman a hor.Last Man Standing said:
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Never have I called every woman a hor - only hors are hors!!diplomatic_lies said:
Is a wife a hor? No, can't be! Are female babies hors? An emphatic "No!"!
You must be in the hor condition to be a hor!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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So what is a hor?Last Man Standing said:
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I will answer this in due time!!!diplomatic_lies said:
The point of this thread was to show you that you bastards are willing to accept a hor in a LTR or marriage, as long as a there is no personal reference to the the dudes who she is horing with (sexing), but once you know the dudes then you suddenly think of her differently!!! WHY????
What is the RATIONALE???
I was in a short term relationship with my best friends ex girl. no sex, she did used to like giving head though, I was 16. Didn't bother me.
I like hors. I'm a hor. I haven't cheated on my gf but I would. I love my gf allot but now that I have grown balls, I think about screwing everything with a pu$$y. When I was a pu$$y I was totally devoted to her.
she is a bi-sexual hor and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I'm not into the whole marriage thing though, I'm not religious.
Non hors are boring. Would a non hor ask you to find her a girl for a threesome?
I've been with her for over 2 years and they have been the best of my life.
I like hors. I'm a hor. I haven't cheated on my gf but I would. I love my gf allot but now that I have grown balls, I think about screwing everything with a pu$$y. When I was a pu$$y I was totally devoted to her.
she is a bi-sexual hor and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I'm not into the whole marriage thing though, I'm not religious.
Non hors are boring. Would a non hor ask you to find her a girl for a threesome?
I've been with her for over 2 years and they have been the best of my life.