"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah, 'cause I would please her better of any of you turkeys! I'd get bragging rights too.
 

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<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?


you have a better chance of winning the lottery.
 

Lust

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Sure, i'd make sure she remembers you, then remembers how much better i am.

:yes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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No. I only date girls with good taste. ;)
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
 
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ChrizZ

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cuz she´d most definately be a shemale...
 

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No, because that would make her a hor and no one likes a hor.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Last Man Standing said:
If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?
She? I thought you guys were.. oooohhh ok, hypothetical question... no.


AIDS.
 

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wow you guys are brutal :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

comic_relief
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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banGbro said:
<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.


<---- This guy understands that stamina can only take you so far. Technique, skill, and passion get you much further. It's better to only last 20 minutes, and rock her world, than to go 90 minutes, and leave her feeling like she needs to go to sleep.

Plus...you seem to watch a lot of porn, based on your user name...
 

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I feel like we're a barrel full of good-natured crabs and LMS dipped his (and Francisco's, and PRL's, etc.) hand in the barrel, and we're good-naturedly pinching his (and his, and his) fingers off.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
Hahaha, my experiment went awry!! I set myself up for this one - I should have seen it coming! The responses were amusing, except for the homo Desdinova one! But since I am a man of wisdom let met give you some insight here ...

By desdi implying that my mother is a hor is actually showing anger that his mother was/is a hot! Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me - but let me go deeper...why doesn't he like me? It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
 

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Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me
Dude, I've got nothing against you or your definition of the word "hor". Perhaps I'm the only one who found my response funny. My apologies if I offended you.

why doesn't he like me?
I'm indifferent to you and your posts.

It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!
Well, not completely. I just kicked my hor mother out of my life. You're right about the bastard child part though :)

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
Why? I got a kick out of it. :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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