"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ThunderMaverick

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Yeah, 'cause I would please her better of any of you turkeys! I'd get bragging rights too.
 

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<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?


you have a better chance of winning the lottery.
 

Lust

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Sure, i'd make sure she remembers you, then remembers how much better i am.

:yes:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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No. I only date girls with good taste. ;)
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
 
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ChrizZ

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cuz she´d most definately be a shemale...
 

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No, because that would make her a hor and no one likes a hor.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Last Man Standing said:
If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?
She? I thought you guys were.. oooohhh ok, hypothetical question... no.


AIDS.
 

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wow you guys are brutal :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

comic_relief
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Skilla_Staz

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banGbro said:
<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.


<---- This guy understands that stamina can only take you so far. Technique, skill, and passion get you much further. It's better to only last 20 minutes, and rock her world, than to go 90 minutes, and leave her feeling like she needs to go to sleep.

Plus...you seem to watch a lot of porn, based on your user name...
 

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I feel like we're a barrel full of good-natured crabs and LMS dipped his (and Francisco's, and PRL's, etc.) hand in the barrel, and we're good-naturedly pinching his (and his, and his) fingers off.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
Hahaha, my experiment went awry!! I set myself up for this one - I should have seen it coming! The responses were amusing, except for the homo Desdinova one! But since I am a man of wisdom let met give you some insight here ...

By desdi implying that my mother is a hor is actually showing anger that his mother was/is a hot! Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me - but let me go deeper...why doesn't he like me? It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
 

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Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me
Dude, I've got nothing against you or your definition of the word "hor". Perhaps I'm the only one who found my response funny. My apologies if I offended you.

why doesn't he like me?
I'm indifferent to you and your posts.

It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!
Well, not completely. I just kicked my hor mother out of my life. You're right about the bastard child part though :)

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
Why? I got a kick out of it. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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