"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

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Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yeah, 'cause I would please her better of any of you turkeys! I'd get bragging rights too.
 

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<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?


you have a better chance of winning the lottery.
 

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Sure, i'd make sure she remembers you, then remembers how much better i am.

:yes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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No. I only date girls with good taste. ;)
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
 
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cuz she´d most definately be a shemale...
 

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No, because that would make her a hor and no one likes a hor.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Last Man Standing said:
If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover :rolleyes:, Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?
She? I thought you guys were.. oooohhh ok, hypothetical question... no.


AIDS.
 

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wow you guys are brutal :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

comic_relief
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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banGbro said:
<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.


<---- This guy understands that stamina can only take you so far. Technique, skill, and passion get you much further. It's better to only last 20 minutes, and rock her world, than to go 90 minutes, and leave her feeling like she needs to go to sleep.

Plus...you seem to watch a lot of porn, based on your user name...
 

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I feel like we're a barrel full of good-natured crabs and LMS dipped his (and Francisco's, and PRL's, etc.) hand in the barrel, and we're good-naturedly pinching his (and his, and his) fingers off.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing... :p
Hahaha, my experiment went awry!! I set myself up for this one - I should have seen it coming! The responses were amusing, except for the homo Desdinova one! But since I am a man of wisdom let met give you some insight here ...

By desdi implying that my mother is a hor is actually showing anger that his mother was/is a hot! Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me - but let me go deeper...why doesn't he like me? It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
 

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Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me
Dude, I've got nothing against you or your definition of the word "hor". Perhaps I'm the only one who found my response funny. My apologies if I offended you.

why doesn't he like me?
I'm indifferent to you and your posts.

It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!
Well, not completely. I just kicked my hor mother out of my life. You're right about the bastard child part though :)

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!
Why? I got a kick out of it. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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