Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

[Last Man Standing]

Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover , Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Yeah, 'cause I would please her better of any of you turkeys! I'd get bragging rights too.

 

[banGbro]

<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.

 

[KneghtRyder]

Would you marry or fall in love with a girl if...

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover , Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

If not, why not?

you have a better chance of winning the lottery.

 

[Lust]

Sure, i'd make sure she remembers you, then remembers how much better i am.

:yes:

 

[diplomatic_lies]

No. I only date girls with good taste.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing...

 

[ChrizZ]

cuz she´d most definately be a shemale...

 

[Desdinova]

Why? Is your mom making her rounds again?

Moved to AE.

 

[Celadus]

No, because that would make her a hor and no one likes a hor.

 

[Ace of Flames]

Wait...




you're straight?

 

[MuayThai]

If you knew she sexed me, Puertorican_Lover , Player_Supreme, Pimpsicle, Lost In Translation (The Australian Street Pimp)?

She? I thought you guys were.. oooohhh ok, hypothetical question... no.


AIDS.

 

[Docs]

She's that easy?! *runs*

 

[seanchai]

No, I don't think I'd marry a blind girl.

 

[comic_relief]

wow you guys are brutal :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

comic_relief

 

[Skilla_Staz]

<------- This pimp can last for one and half hours.

<---- This guy understands that stamina can only take you so far. Technique, skill, and passion get you much further. It's better to only last 20 minutes, and rock her world, than to go 90 minutes, and leave her feeling like she needs to go to sleep.

Plus...you seem to watch a lot of porn, based on your user name...

 

[PleasureKing]

No, im 17, too young to get married. ;]

 

[seanchai]

I feel like we're a barrel full of good-natured crabs and LMS dipped his (and Francisco's, and PRL's, etc.) hand in the barrel, and we're good-naturedly pinching his (and his, and his) fingers off.

 

[Last Man Standing]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me thinks this thread isn't returning the answers which were expected. However, they are very amusing...

Hahaha, my experiment went awry!! I set myself up for this one - I should have seen it coming! The responses were amusing, except for the homo Desdinova one! But since I am a man of wisdom let met give you some insight here ...

By desdi implying that my mother is a hor is actually showing anger that his mother was/is a hot! Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me - but let me go deeper...why doesn't he like me? It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!

 

[Desdinova]

Let me explain...this little nerdy inept boy doesn't like my definition of a hor and thus doesn't like me

Dude, I've got nothing against you or your definition of the word "hor". Perhaps I'm the only one who found my response funny. My apologies if I offended you.

why doesn't he like me?

I'm indifferent to you and your posts.

It is because his mother's lifestyle fits this true hor definition; and thus, every time I use the word "hor", it reminds him of his shame due to his mother's indiscretions and for being a bastard child!!

Well, not completely. I just kicked my hor mother out of my life. You're right about the bastard child part though

Now close this thread to prove me right, biaaaaatch!!!

Why? I got a kick out of it.