"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you guys recommend using pictures of you with your sister on dating sites?

mrgoodstuff

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You're missing my point again, they don't care about it all that much!


You always find excuses for not dating. How long has the drought been, a couple of years? how long more do you suppose?


Who cares about your uncle. Post your pics side by side again and ask others here.

More importantly you didn't answer my questions:
I'm not saying she has to be a doctor or lawyer, but I would like something that requires some semblance of intelligence
Don't want no political gift of the gabber.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Von

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So wow 8pages? OP i thought of you...

I meet a 34 years old Jewish white Armenian Blonde Hair, Blue eye, Médical doctor... Woman at my dance school. Nice breast, flat chest, slim girl but large with small Nice ass.

Originally thought she was italian cause of her italian sounding name. Or that she was my age lolol
 

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I just matched up with a hot Afghan chick on Fri, same here, thought she was Italian or Spanish. Lots of witty banter on IM, I actually screwed it up by putting my foot in the mouth but totally turned it around in my next text. She sounds cool. She's also born and raised in the US like me so we definitely have plenty of things (and thinking) in common. Meeting her tomorrow, we shall see.
 

mrgoodstuff

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I just matched up with a hot Afghan chick on Fri, same here, thought she was Italian or Spanish. Lots of witty banter on IM, I actually screwed it up by putting my foot in the mouth but totally turned it around in my next text. She sounds cool. She's also born and raised in the US like me so we definitely have plenty of things (and thinking) in common. Meeting her tomorrow, we shall see.
Get the lay then let everything else fall into place.
 

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Your sister is hot dude
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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