MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Would you drive your ex to visit her boyfriend?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
You gotta be the biggest beta motherfu...no wait, forget beta, Omega motherfücker, to actually do that. I wonder if he picked up condoms and lube for them as well on the way.
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In English: No!
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Holy **** that was painful to read.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I'd hoped he was getting a Bjay, sad
Justin Time
Don Juan
What the flying fvck is that moron thinking!?!?!? That mofo is afc beta on steroids!!!
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
depends what I would be getting out of all of this...
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taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I had to read that article twice to make sure it really said what it said.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.