MatureDJ
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Would you drive your ex to visit her boyfriend?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
You gotta be the biggest beta motherfu...no wait, forget beta, Omega motherfücker, to actually do that. I wonder if he picked up condoms and lube for them as well on the way.
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In English: No!
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Holy **** that was painful to read.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I'd hoped he was getting a Bjay, sad
Justin Time
Don Juan
What the flying fvck is that moron thinking!?!?!? That mofo is afc beta on steroids!!!
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
depends what I would be getting out of all of this...
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taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I had to read that article twice to make sure it really said what it said.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.