MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Would you drive your ex to visit her boyfriend?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
You gotta be the biggest beta motherfu...no wait, forget beta, Omega motherfücker, to actually do that. I wonder if he picked up condoms and lube for them as well on the way.
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In English: No!
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Holy **** that was painful to read.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I'd hoped he was getting a Bjay, sad
Justin Time
Don Juan
What the flying fvck is that moron thinking!?!?!? That mofo is afc beta on steroids!!!
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
depends what I would be getting out of all of this...
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taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I had to read that article twice to make sure it really said what it said.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.