MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Would you drive your ex to visit her boyfriend?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
You gotta be the biggest beta motherfu...no wait, forget beta, Omega motherfücker, to actually do that. I wonder if he picked up condoms and lube for them as well on the way.
nismo-4
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In English: No!
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
In Spanish: No!
In Russian: Nyet!
In German: Nein!
In Ebonics: Hell Naw!
In my language: F**k no motherf**ker! Why take the concept of omega male and turn it up to eleven?
Case closed. Get out of my court.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Holy **** that was painful to read.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I'd hoped he was getting a Bjay, sad
Justin Time
Don Juan
What the flying fvck is that moron thinking!?!?!? That mofo is afc beta on steroids!!!
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
depends what I would be getting out of all of this...
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taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I had to read that article twice to make sure it really said what it said.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
Here in Japan there's a specific "beta-male" that girls refer to as "ashi-kun" which basically means the guy the use to get rides places.
There's also guys called "meishi-kun" which means guys they get free meals from.
I wonder if the guy in the article cleans out her cream pie when she's finished. Believe it or not, there ARE plenty of guys who are into that sort of thing.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.