"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diablo

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Re: You guys have more drama than chicks

Originally posted by WestCoaster
Hey, do any of you guys drive pickups, wear jeans and t-shirts or anything?
I've seen enough Lexus, suit and tie, hair gel stuff on this board to make me puke.
Is there something wrong with taking care of yourself? If you want to appear slovenly, then that's your choice. Actually, I'd prefer you did - more girls for the rest of us. :p

And I think that most of us here wear jeans and T's.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

WestCoaster

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Not a slob ...

... and I wear a tie to work, just don't opt to look like some guy on "Queer Eye" or something.

Read demise of the American White Male thread, might be useful and might keep you from getting those windshields destroyed on your Lexus.
 

Genghis Juan

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This wasn't a date...

I girl I know walks up to me to ask me where my friend is (in college).

Her "Do you know where (name) is?"
Me "What, do you like him or something?" (****y look)
Her SLAAAAPPPP

In front of a crowd of about 50 people at school....crazy biatch.
 

golf299

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if a girl thinks its ok just to slap you in the face like that for no apparent reason, nothing would stop me from slapping the s1ut right back. girls like that need to learn to have respect and that they can't just get away with anything.
 
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