"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Worst Girl Experience...

diablo

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Re: You guys have more drama than chicks

Originally posted by WestCoaster
Hey, do any of you guys drive pickups, wear jeans and t-shirts or anything?
I've seen enough Lexus, suit and tie, hair gel stuff on this board to make me puke.
Is there something wrong with taking care of yourself? If you want to appear slovenly, then that's your choice. Actually, I'd prefer you did - more girls for the rest of us. :p

And I think that most of us here wear jeans and T's.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WestCoaster

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Not a slob ...

... and I wear a tie to work, just don't opt to look like some guy on "Queer Eye" or something.

Read demise of the American White Male thread, might be useful and might keep you from getting those windshields destroyed on your Lexus.
 

Genghis Juan

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This wasn't a date...

I girl I know walks up to me to ask me where my friend is (in college).

Her "Do you know where (name) is?"
Me "What, do you like him or something?" (****y look)
Her SLAAAAPPPP

In front of a crowd of about 50 people at school....crazy biatch.
 

golf299

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if a girl thinks its ok just to slap you in the face like that for no apparent reason, nothing would stop me from slapping the s1ut right back. girls like that need to learn to have respect and that they can't just get away with anything.
 
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